Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems (2026)
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
Director: Claude Schmitz
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Runtime: 96 min
Release Date: February 11, 2026
Cast
- Francis Soetens - Francis Conrad
- Rodolphe Burger - Alain Crab
Screenplay
- Claude Schmitz (Screenplay)
Production: Wrong Men, ChevalDeuxTrois
Country: Belgium, France
Language: Français
Original Language: fr
More Films by Director: Claude Schmitz
Frequently Asked Questions
- What is Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems about?
- Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
- Who directed Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
- Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems was directed by Claude Schmitz.
- Who stars in Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
- Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems stars Francis Soetens, Rodolphe Burger.
- How long is Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
- Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems has a runtime of 1h 36m (96 minutes).
- What genre is Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
- Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems is a Comedy, Crime film.
- Where was Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems produced?
- Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems was produced in Belgium, France.