Loose Ends (1986)

This time the lunatics have taken over the academy!

Loose Ends (1986) poster

When the zealous followers of the Church of the Divine Light collide with the heathen filmmakers heaven help those caught in the middle! Bishop Wally, the cult's corrupt founder, must liquidate his assets or face the wrath of the IRS, unaware that his too-slick tax advisor Lodz Kuckoff has unwittingly set the stage for calamity. Kuckoff promises a filmmaker, Liberty Jean, that he'll secure the million dollars she needs to make her dream project, an expose on sex in advertising. She reluctantly agrees, even though part of the deal includes having to cast the financier's curvaceous, but obnoxiously untalented girlfriend LIta as the star. Kuckoff, realizing the terrible mistake he's made, hires the neighborhood thugs to sabotage the picture. However, before they can hit full stride, the Bishop arrives and declares his own holy war. The movie's set, a gigantic birthday cake, becomes the battleground for one of the most uproarious brawls ever.

Director: John Blanchard
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 88 min
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Cast

Screenplay

Music: Charles Barnett
Cinematography: Ludek Bogner
Editing: Gary Zubeck, Mairin Wilkinson
Production: Rose & Ruby Productions
Country: Canada
Language: English
Original Language: en
More Films by Director: John Blanchard
More Films in Genre: Comedy

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Loose Ends about?
When the zealous followers of the Church of the Divine Light collide with the heathen filmmakers heaven help those caught in the middle! Bishop Wally, the cult's corrupt founder, must liquidate his assets or face the wrath of the IRS, unaware that his too-slick tax advisor Lodz Kuckoff has unwittingly set the stage for calamity. Kuckoff promises a filmmaker, Liberty Jean, that he'll secure the million dollars she needs to make her dream project, an expose on sex in advertising. She reluctantly agrees, even though part of the deal includes having to cast the financier's curvaceous, but obnoxiously untalented girlfriend LIta as the star. Kuckoff, realizing the terrible mistake he's made, hires the neighborhood thugs to sabotage the picture. However, before they can hit full stride, the Bishop arrives and declares his own holy war. The movie's set, a gigantic birthday cake, becomes the battleground for one of the most uproarious brawls ever.
Who directed Loose Ends?
Loose Ends was directed by John Blanchard.
Who stars in Loose Ends?
Loose Ends stars Colleen Camp, Kenneth Welsh, Christine Cattell, Charles Dennis, Angus MacInnes, Damian Lee.
How long is Loose Ends?
Loose Ends has a runtime of 1h 28m (88 minutes).
What genre is Loose Ends?
Loose Ends is a Comedy film.
Where was Loose Ends produced?
Loose Ends was produced in Canada.