Pretty Dead Things (2006)
Death Never Looked This Good
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Cast
- Patrick Pitu - Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
- William DeCoff - John Welles
- Danielle Lozeau - Jennifer Bond
- Ashley Eaton - Shelby St. Exxmin
- Ross Kelly - Rex Van Horn
- Alexandra Johnson - Female Stripper
- Salvatore Marchese - Mayor Bowden
- Jason Witter - Shane Starkweather
- Jennifer Scharf - Keller
- Donald Foley - Moe Blu
Screenplay
Frequently Asked Questions
- What is Pretty Dead Things about?
- Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
- Who directed Pretty Dead Things?
- Pretty Dead Things was directed by Richard Griffin.
- Who stars in Pretty Dead Things?
- Pretty Dead Things stars Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, Danielle Lozeau, Ashley Eaton, Ross Kelly, Alexandra Johnson.
- How long is Pretty Dead Things?
- Pretty Dead Things has a runtime of 1h 30m (90 minutes).
- What genre is Pretty Dead Things?
- Pretty Dead Things is a Horror, Comedy film.
- What is the budget of Pretty Dead Things?
- Pretty Dead Things had a budget of $22.
- Where was Pretty Dead Things produced?
- Pretty Dead Things was produced in United States of America.