The Baby Juice Express (2004)
One false move and the sperm gets it!
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Director: Michael Hurst
Genre: Crime, Comedy
Runtime: 85 min
Release Date: April 19, 2004
Cast
- Nick Moran - Des
- Nick Brimble - Krakowski
- Lisa Faulkner - Lauren
- Phil Davis - Frank O'Reilly
- Samantha Womack - Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
- Joe Bugner - Palooka
- Julian Clary - Jason
- Angela Douglas - Celestia
- David Cardy - Goldberg
- Ruth Jones - Gladys
Screenplay
Budget: $2
Original Language: en
More Films by Director: Michael Hurst
Frequently Asked Questions
- What is The Baby Juice Express about?
- A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
- Who directed The Baby Juice Express?
- The Baby Juice Express was directed by Michael Hurst.
- Who stars in The Baby Juice Express?
- The Baby Juice Express stars Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Davis, Samantha Womack, Joe Bugner.
- How long is The Baby Juice Express?
- The Baby Juice Express has a runtime of 1h 25m (85 minutes).
- What genre is The Baby Juice Express?
- The Baby Juice Express is a Crime, Comedy film.
- What is the budget of The Baby Juice Express?
- The Baby Juice Express had a budget of $2.