Long Row to Hoe (2006)
Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer park. Unfortunately, they both think he’s a wholly worthless bum. When a large box lands on his chest, Ronzoni is stuck behind his dad’s double wide and no matter how hard they try, they just can’t seem to get the empty cardboard container off his body. Wanting to escape his incessantly whining, the pair head off to a hotel. There, Agatha meets Nicholas, an in-room escort who opens her eyes to the joy of music and the fun of making anti-porno.
Director: Giuseppe Andrews
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 60 min
Release Date: January 1, 2006
Cast
Screenplay
Music: Giuseppe Andrews
Editing: Giuseppe Andrews
Original Language: en
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What is Long Row to Hoe about?
- Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer park. Unfortunately, they both think he’s a wholly worthless bum. When a large box lands on his chest, Ronzoni is stuck behind his dad’s double wide and no matter how hard they try, they just can’t seem to get the empty cardboard container off his body. Wanting to escape his incessantly whining, the pair head off to a hotel. There, Agatha meets Nicholas, an in-room escort who opens her eyes to the joy of music and the fun of making anti-porno.
- Who directed Long Row to Hoe?
- Long Row to Hoe was directed by Giuseppe Andrews.
- Who stars in Long Row to Hoe?
- Long Row to Hoe stars Vietnam Ron, Marybeth Spychalski, Joey Murcia, Kai Scott, Walter Patterson, Sir 'Bigfoot' George.
- How long is Long Row to Hoe?
- Long Row to Hoe has a runtime of 1h 0m (60 minutes).
- What genre is Long Row to Hoe?
- Long Row to Hoe is a Comedy film.